Tentunsan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise lizard.

Tentunsan created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tentunsan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tentunsan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tentunsan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tentunsan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tentunsan nine times a day.

2. Do not take Tentunsan's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Tentunsan's priests.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.