Cusspoggom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omniscient fly.

Cusspoggom created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusspoggom, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cusspoggom, he will come to you in dreams.

Cusspoggom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Cusspoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cusspoggom on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed garlic to otters while wearing tights.

5. Do not speak about onions.