Hadpigsag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sapient centaur.

Hadpigsag created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadpigsag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hadpigsag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hadpigsag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Hadpigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hadpigsag loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.