Villunren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous donkey.

Villunren created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Villunren, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Villunren, he will come to you in dreams.

Villunren's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Villunren's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Villunren in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.