Cabgublog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless fairy.

Cabgublog created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Cabgublog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cabgublog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cabgublog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cabgublog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Cabgublog on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabgublog.