Tigbig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Tigbig created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tigbig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tigbig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tigbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Tigbig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about stars.