Tadflamnillsigcet is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful
centipede.
Tadflamnillsigcet created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Tadflamnillsigcet, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tadflamnillsigcet, it will curse you with boils.
Tadflamnillsigcet's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Tadflamnillsigcet's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Always help otters in need.
3. Erect four tin sculptures of Tadflamnillsigcet on top of important buildings.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the west.