Gabcadweg is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong fairy.

Gabcadweg created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabcadweg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gabcadweg, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gabcadweg's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gabcadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not keep seven porpoises in a large pit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gabcadweg.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.