Febpinpon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented cat.

Febpinpon created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Febpinpon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Febpinpon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Febpinpon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Febpinpon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Febpinpon.

2. Foxes are not to be trusted.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.