Kiksitgut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind giraffe.

Kiksitgut created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiksitgut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kiksitgut, she will turn you into a slug.

Kiksitgut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Kiksitgut's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Kiksitgut loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into gray rooms.
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