Himbastbonbom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy walrus.

Himbastbonbom created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himbastbonbom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Himbastbonbom, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Himbastbonbom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Himbastbonbom's Holy Commandments

1. Himbastbonbom loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to birds while wearing gray dresses.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look in ponds.