Hudlidjig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage bear.

Hudlidjig created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Hudlidjig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudlidjig, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudlidjig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hudlidjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Hudlidjig's priests.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near moths while wearing purple rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.