Fadgemgub Badkabgam Renfidtettirullunhen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent skunk.

Fadgemgub Badkabgam Renfidtettirullunhen created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadgemgub Badkabgam Renfidtettirullunhen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fadgemgub Badkabgam Renfidtettirullunhen, he will not invite you to parties.

Fadgemgub Badkabgam Renfidtettirullunhen's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fadgemgub Badkabgam Renfidtettirullunhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never bounce near aardvarks.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.