Fadnullbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy penguin.

Fadnullbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnullbiss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fadnullbiss, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fadnullbiss' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fadnullbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing gray shirts.

4. Never hop in the presence of monkeys.

5. Do not kill doves.
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