Yartyartfargednelfonmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent unicorn.

Yartyartfargednelfonmil created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartyartfargednelfonmil, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yartyartfargednelfonmil, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yartyartfargednelfonmil's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yartyartfargednelfonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Yartyartfargednelfonmil's priests.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.