Gepflylib is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish turtle.

Gepflylib created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepflylib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepflylib, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gepflylib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gepflylib's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Gepflylib.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.