Quimabbum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair aardvark.

Quimabbum created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quimabbum, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimabbum, he will be very unhappy.

Quimabbum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Quimabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.