Nibzigarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful guinea pig.

Nibzigarp created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibzigarp, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibzigarp, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nibzigarp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nibzigarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near geese while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about moths.