Podsagrawgar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, moody cat.

Podsagrawgar created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Podsagrawgar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podsagrawgar, it will cry a lot.

Podsagrawgar's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Podsagrawgar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine moths approach from the west.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect four gold sculptures of Podsagrawgar on top of important buildings.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Never think about nebulae.