Gabfemmid Yartcinlap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, slow faun.

Gabfemmid Yartcinlap created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabfemmid Yartcinlap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gabfemmid Yartcinlap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gabfemmid Yartcinlap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gabfemmid Yartcinlap's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Never feed corn to horses while wearing scarves.

4. Do not eat garlic.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.