Gabfemmid Yartcinlap is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, slow
faun.
Gabfemmid Yartcinlap created Asia five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gabfemmid Yartcinlap, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gabfemmid Yartcinlap, she will turn you into a puffin.
Gabfemmid Yartcinlap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Gabfemmid Yartcinlap's Holy Commandments1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.
3. Never feed corn to horses while wearing scarves.
4. Do not eat garlic.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.