Quamliplidxen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing weasel.

Quamliplidxen created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Quamliplidxen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quamliplidxen, he will turn you into a snail.

Quamliplidxen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quamliplidxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed turnips to moths while wearing white jumpers.

5. Never go into violet rooms.
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