Cungemdab is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, astonishing
elephant.
Cungemdab created a top quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Cungemdab, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Cungemdab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Cungemdab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Cungemdab's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cungemdab on top of all buildings.
5. Always treat moths with great respect.