Bonbastbast is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy capybara.

Bonbastbast created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonbastbast, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonbastbast, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Bonbastbast's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bonbastbast's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bonbastbast in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not kill turtles.

5. You must love Bonbastbast.