Bonbastbast is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy
capybara.
Bonbastbast created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bonbastbast, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Bonbastbast, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Bonbastbast's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Bonbastbast's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bonbastbast in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never think about photosynthesis.
3. Do not speak about lentils.
4. Do not kill turtles.
5. You must love Bonbastbast.