Labfencib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm badger.

Labfencib created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labfencib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Labfencib, it will destroy your home planet.

Labfencib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Labfencib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Never wear trousers.