Getspaghap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciless fish.

Getspaghap created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Getspaghap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Getspaghap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Getspaghap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Getspaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Never talk about nebulae.