Hanlidkin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy squid.

Hanlidkin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanlidkin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hanlidkin, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hanlidkin's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Hanlidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tapirs.

2. Always obey Hanlidkin's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanlidkin.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.