Nibyim is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured
mouse.
Nibyim created a photon eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nibyim, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nibyim, she will turn you into a slug.
Nibyim's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Nibyim's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about hamsters.
2. Nibyim must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Learn five new languages a year.
4. Retreat if eight porpoises approach from the south.
5. Feed all hungry tapirs.