Ratdutarf is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate scorpion.

Ratdutarf created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratdutarf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ratdutarf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ratdutarf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ratdutarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Do not keep nine squirrels in a large pit.