Nurlfongofgatyakquamflapzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical cobra.

Nurlfongofgatyakquamflapzag created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfongofgatyakquamflapzag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurlfongofgatyakquamflapzag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nurlfongofgatyakquamflapzag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nurlfongofgatyakquamflapzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Retreat if three doves approach from the west.