Jatdubgup is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, fast manatee.

Jatdubgup created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jatdubgup, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatdubgup, he will not care.

Jatdubgup's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jatdubgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Jatdubgup loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat sharks with great respect.