Farncadhim Cibgemdub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Farncadhim Cibgemdub created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncadhim Cibgemdub, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Farncadhim Cibgemdub, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Farncadhim Cibgemdub's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Farncadhim Cibgemdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Never run in the presence of goats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing white kilts and balancing eight tin spheres on your arms.