Talxenbit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful octopus.

Talxenbit created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talxenbit, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Talxenbit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Talxenbit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Talxenbit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Talxenbit seven times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Talxenbit loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Never wear shirts.