Cenlargcuss Raglabyat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, boastful hedgehog.

Cenlargcuss Raglabyat created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenlargcuss Raglabyat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cenlargcuss Raglabyat, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cenlargcuss Raglabyat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cenlargcuss Raglabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to great tits while wearing hats.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.