Banflabbam is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty bee.

Banflabbam created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Banflabbam, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banflabbam, she will be very unhappy.

Banflabbam's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Banflabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to squirrels while wearing white ear rings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never sprint near badgers.

5. Never wear boots.