Hugdagfit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unselfish hydra.

Hugdagfit created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugdagfit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hugdagfit, he will torture you forever.

Hugdagfit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hugdagfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Hugdagfit loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help otters.