Fotzennullarncedquatfit is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic dingo.

Fotzennullarncedquatfit created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotzennullarncedquatfit, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fotzennullarncedquatfit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fotzennullarncedquatfit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fotzennullarncedquatfit's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never laugh near shrews.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.