Xenvadgublim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest fox.

Xenvadgublim created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xenvadgublim, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xenvadgublim, it will turn you into a duck.

Xenvadgublim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Xenvadgublim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always take life seriously.