Higbifcib is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, strong zebra.

Higbifcib created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higbifcib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higbifcib, it will remove you from existence.

Higbifcib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Higbifcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not listen to music.