Flowhamfutgub is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unselfish warg.

Flowhamfutgub created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Flowhamfutgub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowhamfutgub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flowhamfutgub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Flowhamfutgub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about moths.