Lamrenkik is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient hyena.

Lamrenkik created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Lamrenkik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lamrenkik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lamrenkik's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Lamrenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Lamrenkik first in all things.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.