Ominbodjat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident yak.

Ominbodjat created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbodjat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ominbodjat, it will ignore you.

Ominbodjat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ominbodjat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Ominbodjat on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near gulls while wearing black trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

3. Do not keep four monkeys in a large pit.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never pour water over plants.