Xemmintail is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow shrew.

Xemmintail created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemmintail, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemmintail, he will manifest in front of you.

Xemmintail's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Xemmintail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Never skip near geese.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not covet oxen.