Arpmigsatflyzedsig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic goat.

Arpmigsatflyzedsig created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpmigsatflyzedsig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arpmigsatflyzedsig, she will be very unhappy.

Arpmigsatflyzedsig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arpmigsatflyzedsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Arpmigsatflyzedsig's name in vain.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.