Vonxuckjoptag Largsasfar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic meerkat.

Vonxuckjoptag Largsasfar created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonxuckjoptag Largsasfar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonxuckjoptag Largsasfar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vonxuckjoptag Largsasfar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vonxuckjoptag Largsasfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Always wear white.