Pittailwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy fly.

Pittailwip created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pittailwip, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pittailwip, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pittailwip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Pittailwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing blue boots and balancing three aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if four otters approach from the south.