Gubbedveen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental yak.

Gubbedveen created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbedveen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubbedveen, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gubbedveen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gubbedveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing red stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the east.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.