Govmonjam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish otter.

Govmonjam created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Govmonjam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Govmonjam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Govmonjam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Govmonjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.