Sankimhim Wadvaddap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent warg.

Sankimhim Wadvaddap created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sankimhim Wadvaddap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sankimhim Wadvaddap, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sankimhim Wadvaddap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sankimhim Wadvaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not kill otters.