Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, tiresome dingo.

Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod, she will curse you with boils.

Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Sugfobtad Fotdagditzod seven times a day.