Hinhansin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy slug.

Hinhansin created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hinhansin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinhansin, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hinhansin's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hinhansin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near turtles while wearing red dresses.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not eat spinach.